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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

kj's and huiyi's (perfect) guide to avoid prefect bookings
and of course the ultimate guide to being a perfect 10/10 bimbo

SCGS girls like huiyi, funjuin and myself are like so vulnerable to going to *GASP* detention!! detention is a NO-NO for your record, darlings.

So like you have to read this~!! Can you IMAGINE? having a BLACKMARK for the rest of your lives, because of LOW SOCKS/SHORT SKIRTS?? because, according to Miss _ _ a _ _e_ h_ _, having a blackmark equals to a lousy life after graduating.

blackmark = no good university = no good job = no good future

therefore you must not ruin your future with your stupidity by not knowing how to avoid prefects.

wahaha.. so let the experts COACH u on how to (ohoho) avoid those prefects!!! (experts meaning mii and kj.. cuz fj veri guai de, very rule-abiding)

okayy. down to business.

SOCKS

okay, we know you ALL wana be as bimbotic as possible (even guys too!!!) so u wld wan LOW socks to show off ur ever pretty ankles rite? BUT!!! the freaking shoe rule states dat the sch logo on the socks has to be seen!!! argh... wad do u do??? our guide has several methods!!!

#1 pull up ur socks in the morning and pull em as low as u wan after u return to class after the 'MASS-SCREENING' frm the 2 rows of prefects... nvm about suffering for 30mins of high socks and risk the fact of being called a nerd.. u get to PULL ur socks as LOW as possible for the REST OF THE DAE!!!

#2 get those long kind of bags, like long tote bags... den when ur walking pass the 2 rows of prefects, DUN carry ur bag on ur shoulder, hold it in ur hand and HOPEFULLY it blocks the prefects view of ur *GASP* LOW SOCKS!!!

#3tiptoe your way past the prefects so that your socks' logo can be seen! simple~ (or u may wana walk between 2 frens so dat the prefects wun concentrate on ur socks alone!!)

However, sumtimes, the 'pickish' prefects may wan u to push down ur heel on the sole of the shoes!!! *OH NO!!!! so, just PRETEND you are like pushing your heel down already and its not your fault you have a minor leg deformity =(( and say "aww prefect ____ i dunno why like that leh. dunno! dunno! born lidat lah what can i do" proceed to then give a puppy doed eye look and smile sweetly/guai kai-ly. YA, AND ALWAYS RMB!!!!! dun fold ur socks INWARD... muz fold OUTWARDS!!!

SHORT SKIRTS

before you attempt to do this, you need lots of practice or you can seek professional help from your lovely KEEJIA who is OH-SO-KIND (not sarcastic) and she'll help you. of course, you will need a long long pe tshirt/school shirt. okay girls admit it. you secretly wear HIGH WAISTED skirts so that it will be short (: who cares if its nerdy high waisted man? your long shirt will cover it ANYWAY. so when walking past the prefects, unzip your skirt's zip like until halfway then bring your skirt down to waist level, use your long shirt to cover it (:

simple hor

and there always the alternative way, the HUIY way, (obviously nicer..lol...)

if not, always, FOLD UR SKIRT!!!!! not INWARDS but OUTWARDS, dun be like me!!!, such an inward gal.. read my bloggie http://www.craziemiii.blogspot.comto find out more.. wahaha.. i advertising mii bloggie....

ya and NEVER EVER put ur fat bulky wallet in ur skirt pocket when u folded ur skirt, cuz the pocket slit will be very short and it wld be very bulky... esp if u hav a fat wallet like mine!! (cuz got lotsa $$$ and CARDS in it =P)

kj(edit): and of course unfold your skirts when got prefects..

HY:(edit) dunid larhh... jus happily walk past them and be in b/w ur pals, so they canot see, esp when ur wif sec2 prefects cuz msot of em our pals.. wahaha...

UNTUCKED TSHIRTS

okay now you ask. how the HELL do you tuck in your shirt if your skirt is like not zipped properly. if you do not know this, E-MA-GAWD, who actually tucks in their shirts these days. MAN, its the 21st century darlings. you know you have a seam at the bottom of whatever school shirt you have? like theres two pieces of cloth attatched together.. well, add a RUBBER-ised string to THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SHIRT. trust me, never will you have to tuck it your shirt everr. its like after adding a rubber to it, your shirt will look tucked in(of course that rubber has to be like tight..).

i know its not explained properly but.. well if you really dont understand, you lead a sad and depressing life of having to tuck in your shirt every time you see a prefect =(((

HUIY: seriously, i dun understand... wahaha... but hor.. i always DAMN lucky so nvr tio caught so far... =P

KJ(edit): cos your IQ is less than 50 ma. lol. =D

HY(edit): meanie... if its really less than 50 rite, i wld be in the dunoe wad sch, not in scgs larhh... and wad if its really less than 50, mine luck is effinity!!! (diao..so lame =D)

FRINGES

baby, this section is idiot-proof. unless of course you have an IQ of below 30, you wont be able to comprehend it.

BUY A FREAKING HAIRBAND, IDIOT.

walk past prefect use that hairband to make all your fringe go up =( you'll look nerdy, but anything beats detention

NT REALLY, cuz according to ms huiyi, hu holds the record for fringes, she nvr once got caught though she has long fringes!!! hehe.. guess im damn lucky, however, if u dun trust ur luck, always listen to ms keejia's method!!!!!

kj (edit): huiyi face look nice and guai =P get a fringe like mine/claire de.. but anyway im lucky too (: HUIYI U PRO LARRR~

the guide to being a bimbo this is as easy as A-B-C.

fold everything OUTWARDS. when you fold your socks you fold them like upwards.. not downwards cos' it really is uncomfortable *quote from jocelyn* skirts too. outwards kae!

but i suggest you hem up your skirts, so prefects can do anything about you. just say i no money buy new skirt T.T

bags: get those tote bags frm adidas, roxy, nike, von dutch or whichever suits ur liking!!!!! u will look extremely bimbotic in em!!! ( fj sez hy not suitied for these kinda bags cuz i look too guai???)

AND OF COURSE LEARN FROM KJ AND HUIYI PRIZE PRESENTATION:

TO THE MOST SMART BIMBOTIC SC GAL FRM ZPS: KEEJIA!!!!!

TO THE BIMBOTIC BUT STILL ABIT GUAI SC GAL FRM ZPS: HUIYI!!!!!!

TO THE MOST GUAI SC GAL FRM ZPS: FUNJUIN!!!

i noe u can't believe it, but FUNJUIN and HUIYI got the GOOD STUDENT AWARD for not having ANY bookings since SEC 1!!!!!!!! (unbelievable rite?)

kj edit: whatever FJ and HY. i dont need a guaiguai-wo-shi-good-student-hehe award. *snorts* (plus reeking of jealousy) I GOT BOOKED FOR 1) wrong uniform 2)crossback 3)crossback. SOBS****

dial 1900-kj-rocks-forever
thank you.
proudly presented by the ever clever SC girls

oppsie, wrong contact no.!!! SO pls dial 1900-hy-rawks4eva!!!!! dont kay. virus lai de. dial MY number (kj, edit) ya and go pls dial k... kj jus jealous cuz my hotline sounds nicer... (hy edit) www.craziemiii.blogspot.com wahaha...

WORD COUNT FOR THE LONGEST POST EVER:
KEEJIA: 600++ WORDS
HUIYI: 500+++ WORDS
TOTAL: 1042WORDS!!!
kj edit: i added more sia. lol
hy edit: i added more too... seems like SC gals crap alot... haha..

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